King of the Hill (TV Series)
Behind Closed Doors (2008)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
Quotes
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Dale : [has a keyboard in the alley] I have decided to add musical accompaniment to liven up our conversation.
Hank Hill : I don't know. Conversation is already pretty good. We don't need any livening up.
Dale : Allow me to demonstrate. I was going to have a beer, but the tab broke.
[Plays dramatic sting]
Dale : But then I took out my pocket knife, and now my beer tastes like my back pocket.
[Plays fanfare]
Bill : Wow! You really made that come to life.
Dale : Good luck following that, Boomhauer.
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Dale : Wanna hear your theme song, Hank?
[plays heavy metal riff]
Dale : I'm kidding. Here's your theme song.
[plays honky-tonk tune]
Dale : No, this is.
[plays harp arpegio]
Dale : Ha ha ha! Seriously, that is your theme.
Bill : Ooh, play my theme song!
[Dale plays comical theme with sound effects]
Bill : That is so me!