Kappa Mikey (TV Series)

Live Lilymu (2008)

Carrie Keranen: Mitsuki

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Quotes 

• Mitsuki : And I'm pretty sure I'm all out of farts!

  [she farts loudly] 

  Mitsuki : [cutesy]  Last one.

• Mitsuki : I had the farts, Mikey!

  [she farts] 

  Mitsuki : On television!

  [farts] 

  Mitsuki : The farts!

  [farts] 

  Mitsuki : The FARTS!

  [farts] 

• Mikey Simon : What did she say?

  Mitsuki : [serious]  She said...

  [her own butt interrupts her with a fart] 

  Mitsuki : [breaking character, nervous]  Oh! Make it stop!

• Mikey Simon : Don't look at me! I've been a model of actoristic professionality all day.

  Mitsuki : Are you kidding? You put farting powder in my ice cream!

  [she farts] 

  Mikey Simon : Actually, that was Gonard's ice cream.

  [Mitsuki farts again] 

  Mitsuki : And you let me eat it!

  [she farts a third time, giving the camera a "Seriously?" look] 

• Mitsuki : Oh, no! He's...

  [She winces, trying to hold in her gas. Her tummy rumbles] 

  Mitsuki : He's got...

  [she winces again, sweat beads forming on her forehead] 

  Mitsuki : He's got Guano!

  [She cannot hold it in any longer. Her fart shakes the entire universe] 

• Gonard : You alone could never stop me, Mit-stinky!

  Mitsuki : You bet I can! Just as soon as I...

  [she farts, startling herself] 

  Mitsuki : [trying to regain composure]  Just as soon as I blast you with my...

  [she farts again, shattering the studio windows] 

• Mitsuki : [about the farting]  I swear, it-it wasn't me!

  Mikey Simon : C'mon, Mitsuki, it was coming right out of your butt!