Charmed (TV Series)

Search Party (2020)

Sarah Jeffery: Maggie Vera

Quotes 

• Macy Vaughn : Julian. You are a wonderful guy. So kind and... smart. Genius, really. I mean, who hybridizes stoma cells from rutabagas?

  Maggie Vera : And cut. Cut. Cut.

  Macy Vaughn : Oh. That bad, huh?

  Maggie Vera : Mmm... too much science. And flattery. You're... you're ending things. You're not proposing.

  Macy Vaughn : Do we not have, like, a break-up spell so I can avoid all of this?

  Mel Vera : There is. It's called ghosting.

  Macy Vaughn : No, Julian doesn't deserve that. He's a good guy. It's not his fault.

  Maggie Vera : That you're finally feeling your feels for Harry?

• Mel Vera : One potion does not require this many ingredients. What is this?

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : This is what it looks like when your demon-owned companies go belly-up, your credit cards are frozen, and the Four Seasons won't take Bitcoin.

  Mel Vera : Okay. Not happening.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : You need a potion, and I need a place to crash. Let's call it quid pro quo.

  Maggie Vera : Uh, hang on a second. Quid pro no.

  Macy Vaughn : This is literally my worst nightmare.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : Well, that's not very Charmed Ones of you. I'm a fellow witch in trouble. Isn't that your mission? To help witches in distress?

  Macy Vaughn : We're done playing dungeons and demons. Harry's life is in danger.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : And so is mine. Because of you ladies, I have a target on my back. My apartment's been overtaken by hostile demon forces. And I have nowhere else to go. And, anyway... I can be useful to you.

• Jordan Chase : Walk up to a total stranger and kiss her? Even white dudes can't do that anymore.

  Maggie Vera : I know. I know. I feel dirty even suggesting it, but we are desperate.

  Macy Vaughn : If the mimicking potion requires a kiss, maybe the transfer of DNA from saliva could be enough.

  Maggie Vera : Ew. You're making it even worse.