The Rebound (2009)
Andrew Cherry: Frank Jr. - Age 7
Quotes
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Sadie - age 9 : [not swayed from the topic] So, you like Mom. Are you two gonna date now?
Aram Finklestein : I don't know.
Sadie - age 9 : You don't really know anything, do ya? I mean, she's kinda your girlfriend.
Frank Jr. - age 7 : Are you gonna be our new dad?
Sadie - age 9 : And, if so, who'll be our nanny?
Frank Jr. - age 7 : Yeah, and what'll we call you?
Aram Finklestein : Jesus, I'm not being nominated to Supreme Court here, guys. I just had sex with your mother.
Aram Finklestein : [noticing a distressed mother in the next bowling lane glaring at him while grasping her child protectively] And when I say sex... I mean that I gave her... a nice massage.
Frank Jr. - age 7 : [brightly] With sperm.
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[first lines]
Sandy : [driving kids to school] Same thing, every fucking morning.
Sadie - age 9 : I heard that.
Sandy : No, you didn't.
Sadie - age 9 : Yes, I did.
Frank Jr. - age 7 : I did, too.
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Sadie - age 9 : Aram! Aram!
Frank Jr. - age 7 : Mom is dead!
Aram Finklestein : What?
Frank Jr. - age 7 : Come on!
Aram Finklestein : She's not dead.
Sadie - age 9 : Could be post-mortem twitch.
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Sadie - age 9 : [while in a bowling alley] So does that mean you and Mom are gonna have a baby?
Aram Finklestein : Nooo.
Frank Jr. - age 7 : I don't get it. You said that spurn makes a baby.
Aram Finklestein : "Sperm," and it does. You know, can we stop talking about this please, okay? I like your mother, and I think she likes me, and that's all that's important.
Sadie - age 9 : And you also work for her.