NCIS (TV Series)
About Face (2008)
Brian Dietzen: Jimmy Palmer
Quotes
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NCIS Assistant Director Leon Vance : So you saw a man with a gun and decided to chase after him?
Jimmy Palmer : No! I chased after him, *then* I saw the gun!
NCIS Assistant Director Leon Vance : Can't tell if you're dumb or brave.
Jimmy Palmer : Not brave enough.
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Abby Sciuto : One time I got my lip stuck in a vacuum cleaner display in a department store. I lost like a quart of saliva before my cousin pulled the plug. Still have nightmares about it. Can't be alone with Apa-Filter.
Jimmy Palmer : How old were you?
Abby Sciuto : 22. It was like Fat Tuesday or Arbor Day.
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Jimmy Palmer : You have captured his essence pefectly. His... anger. His intent. Uh, his bloodlust.
Abby Sciuto : His likeness? It's his likeness. That's kind of the point here. You know what? Let's just start over. Okay, he was a white guy, right?
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Jimmy Palmer : Did we learn anything about this guy?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. But we certainly learned something about you.
Jimmy Palmer : Whatever it is. It's not what you think
Special Agent Timothy McGee : If the shoe fits.
[starts to leave]
Jimmy Palmer : Wait, wait! Where are you going?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : These boots were made for walking.
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Jimmy Palmer : How do you do it?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hmm?
Jimmy Palmer : Block out the fear.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You don't. It's what you do with it.
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[Jimmy pulls up to a suspect's home after being told to stay at NCIS]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What are you doing here?
Jimmy Palmer : I thought I could help.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What part of stay don't you understand? Stay! Palmer, you stay in the car!
[while Gibbs and the team are busy Jimmy notices the suspect about to escape and rams his car]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after disarming the suspect; yelling] What the hell were you thinking?
Jimmy Palmer : I did *not* get out of the car.
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Jimmy Palmer : [about the passport he saw] Let's see. It was blue, dark blue.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yes, you've managed to narrow it down to the most popular color in the world.
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Jimmy Palmer : How did you handle the first time you got shot at?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [looks awkward] Well... I'm a highly trained federal agent so it's really not a fair comparison.