- Darkwing Duck: [in Big Nasty's grip] Had enough yet, you invincible steely space scourge?
- Captain Big Nasty: This will teach you to underestimate a captain of the Outer Space Patrol!
- Darkwing Duck: [flabergasted] What? You mean you're a... a cop?
- Captain Big Nasty: Not just any cop; I'm Big Nasty!
- Darkwing Duck: [to himself] Ugly, too.
- Captain Big Nasty: No! Captain Big Nasty is my name!
- Darkwing Duck: Oh.
- [a loud engine ignites outside]
- Captain Big Nasty: [dropping Darkwing and Launchpad] MY SHIP!
- [his ship takes off under Wacko's control]
- Captain Big Nasty: He's getting away!
- [to Darkwing]
- Captain Big Nasty: And it's all your fault!
- Darkwing Duck: Heh! 'Cause you can't catch a stupid pet?
- Captain Big Nasty: PET? You idiot! Wacko's an escaped criminal in possession of the
- [shaking Darkwing violently]
- Captain Big Nasty: most dangerous explosives IN THE UNIVERSE!
- Darkwing Duck: [wobbly] Oh, is that all?
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield.
- [gets hit by a rocket]
- Darkwing Duck: I am... blown away by the alien menace.
- Drake Mallard: What on Earth was that? It looked like a cucumber.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [excited] Yeah, but that cucumber didn't come from Earth!
- [She runs up to the ship]
- Drake Mallard: No! Gosalyn, come back!
- [Gosalyn keeps going]
- Drake Mallard: [sighs] Give an inch, Gos takes a mile.
- Darkwing Duck: I just hope Gos is alright... of course, she'll be in real trouble after I rescue her.
- Darkwing Duck: That does it! That alien has got to be destroyed!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: But, Dad, aren't you being too harsh on Wacko?
- Darkwing Duck: Look, Gosalyn, Wacko is the bad guy.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: He is not! He is a harmless alien monster! You tell him, Honk.
- Honker Muddlefoot: Um, well, uh... Wacko's a harmless-
- [realizes something]
- Honker Muddlefoot: Harmless? No, he isn't.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [shaking him urgently] Honk, you're making me look bad.
- [a seismosphere falls out of Honker's shirt pocket and onto the floor]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: What? You've got a jawbreaker just like mine, and you didn't tell me?
- [She picks it up]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [as Big Nasty grabs it] HEY!
- [Big Nasty pulls out a magnifying glass and examines it]
- Captain Big Nasty: [gasps] It's an explosive seismosphere!
- Honker Muddlefoot: I thought it was one of Tank's jawbreakers.
- Darkwing Duck: Tank? You mean he's got those spheres? It's more dangerous in Tank's hands than in that alien's.