Corner Gas (TV Series)
Coming Distractions (2008)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
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Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : [at the Ruby Café] Yeah, well, I guess if you did leave without paying, I wouldn't have too hard of a time tracking you down.
Brent LeRoy : I don't know about that. I can be pretty elusive if I want to, disappear like a ninja. You'd have no hope of finding me.
[Duane "Dog" Chapman and Beth burst in]
Beth Smith : There he is!
Duane 'Dog' Chapman : [aiming a gun] Freeze! Let me see your hands now!
[they bend Brent over the cash counter]
Beth Smith : Watch out now. He could be dangerous.
Duane 'Dog' Chapman : His reign of terror is over.
Brent LeRoy : Damn! I thought I lost you guys in Arizona!
Duane 'Dog' Chapman : You may be good, bro, but we're better.
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Karen Pelly : [to Davis] Maybe Brent will go with you.
Brent LeRoy : Maybe... unless you're talking about France. Then forget it.
Davis Quinton : No, no. I'm talking about Raptorman 2.
Brent LeRoy : Oh. The first one was awesome. This one's supposed to be even awesomer.
Karen Pelly : You two nerds should put on your Spock ears and go together.
Davis Quinton : This is a completely different genre.
Brent LeRoy : Yeah. We wear claws.
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[after seeing Raptorman 2]
Brent LeRoy : Well, that was a pungent hunk of dung.
Hank Yarbo : Ah, c'mon, that was like, a five-star movie! It was a double five-star! It was like... a fifty-five star movie!
Brent LeRoy : How would you even know? You had your claws over your eyes for over half of it!
Hank Yarbo : Still, I'd pay twice as much to see that a second time.
Brent LeRoy : So, nothing again?