- Parker: You know, when you show someone actual proof that what they believe is wrong and they don't just agree. Instead they believe more, harder into that fake thing. It's a weird human brain thing. Ugh, I hate the human brains.
- Breanna Casey: You say "human brains" like you have an outside perspective.
- Parker: You do this as long as I have, you start to understand people's feelings-squishy-things...
- Breanna Casey: Emotions?
- Parker: Yes.
- Sophie Devereaux: This place looks like a... a demonic kindergarten. Plus, you used all the good toilet paper!
- Breanna Casey: Okay, don't use the Charmin on decorations. Noted.
- Sophie Devereaux: When you draw this much attention to a secret lair, it just becomes a... not-so-secret lair.
- Breanna Casey: Let's go con ourselves a conman!
- Parker: You wanted to be the one to say that, didn't you?
- Breanna Casey: Hardison is going to kill me, and then I'm gonna come back as a real ghost, and I'm gonna haunt you, Sophie
- Sophie Devereaux: You don't believe in ghosts.
- Deke Herbert: You a ghost?
- Breanna Casey: The ghost of fake blood packs.
- Sophie Devereaux: You just happen to have fake blood packs on you?
- Breanna Casey: It's Halloween. Of course I do.