Supernatural (TV Series)
It's a Terrible Life (2009)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester, Dean Smith
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.
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Dean Winchester : I'm gonna do a public service and, uh, let you know that-that you over-share.
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[In in alternate world where Dean is a corporate man and Sam works in tech support...]
Dean Winchester : Should we go check this out?
Sam Winchester : Like, right now?
Dean Winchester : ...No, no, you're right, it's getting late.
Sam Winchester : ...I am dying to check this out right now.
Dean Winchester : Right?
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Dean Winchester : [on the ghostfacers web site] i just found the best web site ever. Real actual ghost hunters. these guys are genius.
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Dean Winchester : we do what I do best, Sammy - research.
Sam Winchester : ok. did you just call me sammy?
Dean Winchester : did i?
Sam Winchester : i think you did. yeah. don't.
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Dean Winchester : You broke into their e-mail accounts?
Sam Winchester : i used some... skills that i happen to have... to satisfy my curiosity.
Dean Winchester : nice.
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Dean Winchester : holy crap dude.
Sam Winchester : yeah. i could use a beer.
Dean Winchester : oh, sorry man. I'm on a cleanse. I got rid of all the carbs in the house.
Sam Winchester : hey, how the hell'd you know that ghosts are scared of wrenches?
Dean Winchester : crazy, right? and nice job kicking in that door; that was very Jet Li. what are you, like a black belt or something?
Sam Winchester : no. i have no clue how i did that.
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Ed Zeddmore : next little trick, that we learned from those useless douchebags...
Harry Spangler : that we hate.
Ed Zeddmore : -the winchesters.
Harry Spangler : gun.
Ed Zeddmore : shotgun shell. pack it up with fresh rock salt.
Harry Spangler : very effective.
Ed Zeddmore : very effective.
Harry Spangler : winchester's still suck ass though.
Ed Zeddmore : affirmative. suckage major.
Dean Winchester : where do we even get a gun?
Sam Winchester : gun store?
Dean Winchester : isn't there like some kind of waiting period or something?
Sam Winchester : i think so.
Dean Winchester : well how in the hell...?
Sam Winchester : i don't know man, it seems pretty impossible honestly.
Dean Winchester : right.
Ed Zeddmore : the aforementioned, super annoying winchester douche-nozzles also taught us one other thing. you have to burn the remains.
Harry Spangler : okay, this next part gets a little gross. sometimes you might have to... dig up the body. sorry.
Ed Zeddmore : illegal in some states.
Harry Spangler : all states.
Ed Zeddmore : possibly all states.
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Sam Winchester : we should keep doing this.
Dean Winchester : I know!
Sam Winchester : i mean it. there have got to be other ghosts out there. we could help a lot of people.
Dean Winchester : right. we could be like the ghostfacers.
Sam Winchester : no, really i mean. for real.
Dean Winchester : what, quit our jobs and hit the road?
Sam Winchester : exactly.
Dean Winchester : how would we live? You've got to be kidding me. I mean how would we get by? Stolen credit cards, huh? Eating diner food drenched in saturated fats? Sharing a crappy motel room every night?
Sam Winchester : that''s all just details.
Dean Winchester : details are everything. you don't want to go fighting ghosts without health insurance.
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Sam Winchester : the worst time we've seen since the great depression...
Dean Winchester : -is now. yeah, now sucks. my portfolio is in the sewer; i don't even want to talk about it.
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Sam Winchester : wait, are you saying... did you see... a ghost?
Dean Winchester : i was freaking out. that guy penciled his damn neck.
Sam Winchester : you did, didn't you? ok, listen. whiat if these suicides aren't suicides. what if there's something, not... natural?