Supernatural (TV Series)
Monster Movie (2008)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Well, look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks - I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.
Sam Winchester : What?
Dean Winchester : I've been re-hymenated.
Sam Winchester : Re - Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that.
Dean Winchester : Brother! I have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide!
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Dean Winchester : We still gotta see the new "Raiders" movie.
Sam Winchester : I saw it.
Dean Winchester : Without me?
Sam Winchester : You were in hell.
Dean Winchester : That's no excuse.
[Sees a vendor selling soft pretzels]
Dean Winchester : Big pretzel!
[Hurries over to buy a couple. Sam smiles and shakes his head fondly]
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Dean Winchester : Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.
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Dean Winchester : I, uh, pulled it off during the fight. Look at the label on the ribbon.
Sam Winchester : It's a costume rental.
Dean Winchester : All three monsters - the Dracula, Wolf Man, and the Mummy - all the same critter, which means we need to catch this freak before he "Creature from the Black Lagoon's" somebody.
Jamie : So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real?
Dean Winchester : No, "The X-Files" is a TV show. This is real.
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Dean Winchester : C'mon Sammy. It's Octoberfest. Beer and bar wenches.
Sam Winchester : Pretty sure women don't react well today to that bar wench thing.
Dean Winchester : Hey, bar wench! How's that beer coming?
Jamie : Coming up, good sir!
Dean Winchester : [With a huge grin at Sam] Octoberfest!
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Sam Winchester : [smiling at Dean's outfit after releasing him from Dracula's electrocution table] Hey there, Hansel.
Dean Winchester : Shut up!
[Sam smirks at Dean. Dean points his finger at Sam]
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Dean Winchester : Oh, thank God. Just in the nick of time. That guy was about to Frankenstein me.
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Jamie : So, this is what you do? You and your partner just tramp across the country on your own dime until you find some horrible nightmare to fight?
Dean Winchester : Some people paint.
Jamie : Wow.
Dean Winchester : What?
Jamie : That must suck. I mean, you're giving up your life for this terrible, I don't know... responsibility.
Dean Winchester : [thoughtfully] Last few years, I started thinking that way. And uh... yeah, it started- started weighing on me. Of course, that was before...
[long silence]
Dean Winchester : A little while ago, I had this, let's call it a near death experience. Very near. And uh... when I came to... things were different. My life's been... different. I realize that I help people. You know... not just help them though. I save them.
[shrugs self consciously]
Dean Winchester : And I gotta say it's, it's awesome. It's, it's kinda like a gift.
[softly, seriously]
Dean Winchester : Like a mission. Kinda like a... mission from God.
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Dean Winchester : It feels good to be back on the job, doesn't it? Hero gets the girl; monster gets the gank. A happy ending.
[smirking]
Dean Winchester : Complete with happy ending.
Sam Winchester : Classy, Dean.
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Dracula : [referring to portrait of woman] She is beautiful, no? Bride number three from the first film. She never got the acclaim that she deserved. Which is why I chose her shape, her form to move among the mortals unnoticed, to listen to the cricket songs of the living. That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn in this century.
Dean Winchester : [chuckles] I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed, crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula. You get that right? Or even if you think you are Dracula, what the hell's up with the Mummy?
Dracula : [punches Dean in his face] I am *all* monsters!
Dean Winchester : Life ain't a movie you sorry sack of...
Dracula : [again punches Dean] Life is small, meager, messy. The movies are grand, simple, elegant. I have chosen elegance.
Dean Winchester : You think "elegance" is really the word for what you did to Marissa or Rick Deacon? Or any of the others?
Dracula : But of course. It is a monster movie, after all.
Dean Winchester : You do realize what happens at the end of *every* monster movie?
Dracula : Ah. But this movie is *mine*. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted.
[reaches for pulley switch]
Dracula : And tonight, Jonathan Harker, you will be my hero.
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Jamie : Thank you, G man. You've been a great service to our country.
Dean Winchester : Oh yes, I'm very patriotic.
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Dean Winchester : [after laughing] I can't get over what a pumpkin pie eyed crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula! You get that, right? Even if you think you *are* Dracula, what the Hell is up with the Mummy?
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Sam Winchester : We're looking for Ed Brewer.
Jamie : What do you want with Ed?
Dean Winchester : Well, we are uh... federal agents.
[They pull out and show her their IDs]
Dean Winchester : Mr. Brewer was witness to a serious crime. We just need to...
Jamie : Wait a minute.
[to Dean, surprised]
Jamie : You're a Fed? Wow, you don't come on like a Fed.
[smiling]
Jamie : Seriously?
Dean Winchester : [Moving closer, suggestively] I'm a maverick, really. A rebel with a badge. One thing I don't play by? The rules.
[He winks at her]
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Dean Winchester : Dammit! Jamie. I'm late. You good with the mummy and the
[waves hands in the air]
Dean Winchester : Crazy?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
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Dean Winchester : it would be nice if life were like the movies - simple. although if i was turning life into a movie, i wouldn't do this Abbott & Costello Meet the Monster crap.
Sam Winchester : Yeah. no, i know what you'd pick.
Dean Winchester : No you don't.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, I do.
Dean Winchester : No, you don't. You don't.
Sam Winchester : Porky's II.
Dean Winchester : What?
Sam Winchester : You heard me.
Dean Winchester : ...Lucky guess.