- Bet Sykes: I got into an argy bargy with a bloke from work. Long story short, I killed him.
- Lord James Harwood: Bet, you are incorrigible.
- Bet Sykes: Thank you. I like to think so.
- Arthur Pennyworth: So you think I'm sitting on a cloud in a white nightie, do you? Playing a midget harp?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Well, yeah, something like that.
- Arthur Pennyworth: Well, that's a very childish notion of death you've got there, son.
- Melanie Troy: Are you a betting man, Alfie?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Nah. If you're not in the know, it's a mug's game.
- Martha Kane: I thought you were a man of honor.
- Alfred Pennyworth: People disappoint you a lot, don't they? Perhaps your standards are too high?
- Thomas Wayne: What a pleasant unexpected surprise.
- Martha Kane: A surprise is always unexpected, isn't it?
- Mary Pennyworth: Be good.
- Alfred Pennyworth: I wish you'd stop telling me that.
- Mary Pennyworth: I'll stop telling you that when you stop needing to be told.
- Dorian Furbank: You've got the wrong idea about me.
- Bet Sykes: One more word from you and you'll be choking on your own cock. You ever seen someone choke on their own cock? I have.