Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

A Duck by Any Other Name (1991)

Kenneth Mars: Tuskernini

Quotes 

• Tuskernini : That's one small step for crime, one giant leap for the criminal mind.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [answering the phone]  McQuack Productions. Talk to me, babe.

  Tuskernini : [from the caller's end]  Oh, yes. Is this the home of Launchpad McQuack? Also known as Darkwing Duck?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Yes, it is. Who wants to know? Make it snappy.

  [looking through some notes] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : We're booked solid for the next two weeks.

  Tuskernini : Well, let's just say it's an old friend

  [chuckling] 

  Tuskernini : who's planning a surprise visit. No need to bother him. Ta-ta.

  [hangs up] 

  Tuskernini : [to his gang]  Time for a new script, boys. This one's a comedy. I call it "The Destruction of Darkwing Duck!"

  [evil laughter] 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night!

  Tuskernini : It's that infernal duck! Quickly, exit stage right!

  Darkwing Duck : I am the feathery phantom that haunts your nightmares! I am Darkwing Duck!