- Darkwing Duck: You should let your daughter choose her own company. She has impeccable taste.
- Moloculo Macawber: What she needs is a nice ghoulish boy! Only then will she find true happiness.
- Darkwing Duck: She doesn't want happiness, she wants me!
- Darkwing Duck: [transformed into a dog] I am the terrier that yaps in the night, I am the schnauzer that digs up your petunias, I am Darkwolf Dog.
- Moloculo Macawber: You know I don't approve of normals in my household, Morgana!
- Darkwing Duck: Hey, hey! I'm not normal!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [scoffs] You can say that again.