Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Clark Duke: Jacob
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Quotes
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Jacob : I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later?
Girl at Club : Can you what?
Jacob : Are you online at all?
Girl at Club : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jacob : How do I get a hold of you?
Girl at Club : You come find me.
Jacob : That sounds... exhausting.
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Adam : One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob : Yes exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented.
Lou : Oh then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob : Yeah. No. I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.
Lou : Yeah. No. I don't care about that.
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Jacob : [To Lou] I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!
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Jacob : The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.
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Jacob : [about Blaine] Hey look, it's the douchbag from Karate Kid 3.
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Nick : Just like Cincinatti.
Lou : What?
Adam : You're gonna bring that up?
Lou : We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinatti ever, okay?
Jacob : Is that why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinatti"?
Adam : Yeah!
Lou : What? That's fucking admissible!
Nick : You keep it in the closet?
Adam : What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things.
Nick : You wrote "Cincinatti" on it?
Adam : How do I know which one it's supposed to be?
Jacob : Is it a fetus?
Nick : My friends are ridiculous.
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Jacob : [from trailer] Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?
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Jacob : You don't think it's a little weird, a bunch of guys just piling up in a big bathtub together, naked?
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Jacob : Guys! This is scientifically possible.
Lou : Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible.
Jacob : All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, so I think I know what I'm talking about right now.
Lou : I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork.
Jacob : Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? Like a black hole! But, instead of being in space, it's, you know, it's in a hot tub. Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way!
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Jacob : Nobody fucks my mother in the past!
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Jacob : She dumped you... and you still got stabbed in the eye!