Jason : She's really something, it's just... I'm no good with girls.
Frank : Oh, you're whipped!
[imitates whipping]
Jim : [interrupting] Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do.
Kelly : [holding the ring] Where did you find this?
Jason : It's a... long story.
Charlie : No it's not. A stripper peed it into a toilet.
Jason : We are mature and legitimate detectives.
Kelly : What the hell is that smell?
Duncan : I drank dog urine.
Jason : Ah, cinnamon sticks!
Charlie : Ah, Chinese checkers!
Duncan : Fuck! Yeah, that's right. I've been saying "fuck". Going in the backyard and trying it out.
Duncan : Our most consistent customer has Alzheimer's!
Jason : Mrs. Kimmel does not have Alzheimer's!
Duncan : She bakes fifty pies a day for her dead husband. Most of the pies are filled with soap.
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