- Jordy: When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself."
- Duncan: Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs.
- Duncan: We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!