Five Minutes of Heaven (2009)

James Nesbitt: Joe - 2008

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Quotes 

• Joe Griffin: 2008 : [Thinking to himself]  Well, here you are, pal, a fully signed-up member of the celebrity circuit of life's victims: men in love with donkeys, twins stuck together by their bullocks, elephant women who can't get out of their chairs, and now you.

• Joe Griffin: 2008 : [to driver]  Was I talking to myself? It gets me a good seat. I've had no-one sitting next to me for years.

• Joe's Chauffeur - 2008 : You made me jump!

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : What do you think it does to me? I'm one fuck of a lot closer to me than you are!

• Joe Griffin: 2008 : So! The man shot my brother three times in the head. The man is having the life of Riley. What should I do? Do I shake his hand or do I kill him?

  Vika - 2008 : Well, killing him wouldn't be good for him.

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : For sure of that!

  Vika - 2008 : But it wouldn't be good for you either.

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : Oh, not good for me? My five minutes of heaven? How would that be not good for me?

• Joe Griffin: 2008 : [in group session]  I want my daughters... to have a dad they could be proud of. That's it. That's it. Well, that's it.

  [beginning to cry] 

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : That's out. That's out. That's out. That's out.

• [last lines] 

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : [on the phone]  Alistair Little?

  Alistair Little : Yeah?

  Joe Griffin: 2008 : It's Joe Griffin. We're finished.