- Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I don't think we're fooling anybody. We have got to come up with something soon, or it is over!
- The Monarch: You didn't marry a fool! Believe me, no Venture will take down the Monarch!
- Brock Samson: I see, so you just want to kill the Monarch. Okay.
- Jonas Venture Jr.: That seems like the sporting thing to do.
- Brock Samson: You wanna what, shoot him? And all his men and his wife? You could steal his cattle, too. Maybe burn his village down?
- Jonas Venture Jr.: It's an antiquated system! I mean, my father did this fake archenemy nonsense in the '60s! Maybe my brother is good with this namby-pamby "guy in a costume chases you around" nonsense, but I'm not.
- Brock Samson: Hey, no disrespect, Jonas, but it isn't so easy. These guys like their system. It's what they do. You take that away, and you are looking at a bunch of pissed off nutbags with ray guns and giant... I don't know, a giant octopus-slash-tank with laser eyes!