The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
Die Hard (2007)
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd
Quotes
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : [John McClane refuses to jump off roof] Are you kidding me? Have you ever had a video game character talk back to you and say "No, I'm not gonna do that"? Going back to Mario again, what if Mario just said "You know, I'm really not feeling up to jumping over that platform. No, thanks"? This is ridiculous. I mean, he won't climb down with a rope, but he'll jump out a window and fucking kill himself?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : So, I'm going around, trying to kill people and Officer Carl Winslow keeps talking to me. So I'm just walking around, waiting for whatever random stuff to happen. Then the police car blows up and I'm like, what does this have to do with anything? Then Steve Urkel comes on and I'm like what the fuck?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : There's guys around every corner, there's guys coming out of the elevator, there's guys comin' outta your ass! It's crazy!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
