The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Ghostbusters: Conclusion (2007)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's also kinda confusing that B jumps and A shoots slime. Usually, it's the other way around. As for Start and Select, they don't do donkey dick. Usually Start pauses the game, but here, there's no way to pause it.

  [yells] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : I mean, if you gotta answer the phone or take a shit... oh, it's tough shit if you gotta take a shit! You gotta take a quick shit! You gotta turbo-turd! I'm sitting here playing the game, I've got shit stains in my pants and a voice message on my phone that says, "Sorry, I'm playing Ghostbusters II on Nintendo"! What a selfish game! Bottom line: have a fucking pause button, Goddamn it!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : That is dog shit. That's what this game reminds me of. This game reminds me of dog shit!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Wait, is that Kool-Aid? Gimme the Kool-Aid! Aww, fuck!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Once again, there's only three Ghostbusters. I mean, what's their problem with Winston? Are these guys fucking racist?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : If they could make The Santa Clause 3, Free Willy 3, Home Alone 3, Psycho 3, The Never Ending Story 3, Problem Child 3, and about a million Scary Movie and American Pie sequels, then I don't see why we can't have Ghostbusters 3.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [talking about a Ghostbusters 3]  I grew up with these movies. I'd love to see those guys put on their proton packs one last time. Even if the whole movie was just the Ghostbusters sittin' around taking a shit, I'd go see it.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.