- Didi Pickles: At least *some* of us know how to behave in a civilised--
- [notices Betty's earrings and gasps]
- Didi Pickles: My *earrings*! Those are my favourite earrings! What are you doing with them?
- Betty Deville: What are you talking about? Howard gave me these!
- Howard DeVille: [points to Stu] Hey, that's *my* watch!
- Stu Pickles: You're mad! It belongs to my father!
- Didi Pickles: [to Betty] I never suspected that you'd be capable of stealing!
- Howard DeVille: Betty, a thief? That's an absurd proposition!
- Stu Pickles: [points to Howard] *You're* an absurd proposition!
- [as they continue arguing, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil walk away unnoticed]
- Lou Pickles: [sees Tommy and other babies on the rink, wakes up Stu] Hey, Stu. Stu! Is that Tommy out there?
- Stu Pickles: Huh, what, Tommy? Tommy? That's Tommy!
- [wakes up Didi]
- Stu Pickles: Didi! The kids are out on the ice!
- Didi Pickles: Oh, my goodness! What are they doing out there?
- Lou Pickles: [browsing through show brochure] It's not in the program, that's for sure.
- [Stu jumps the barrier, runs to the babies, slips on the ice and crashes; everyone laughs and applauds]
- Harry: Leo, you're a role model in that costume.
- Leo: [as Leo gets into Reptar costume] A mutant dinosaur that tears down cities and steals chickens, is a role model for these kids? No wonder the world's in such crummy shape.
- Harry: Yeah, but see, you got a gentle, human side too. I mean, that's why the girl falls in love ya.
- Leo: Perfect example of how sorry this show is. The real Reptar would never have a romantic entitlement with a girl reporter.
- Harry: "The *real* Reptar"? Leo, you've been playing this part too long.
- Leo: Finally, something we can agree on. You something, Harry? I don't know why I took this job.
- [as he walks out to the rink]
- Leo: I can't skate, I don't like kids, and if you wanna know the actual fact, lizards give me the creeps!
- [leaves and peeks back into the room]
- Leo: And that goes for your amphibians too!
- [leaves again]
- Tommy Pickles: Maybe we gotta run away.
- Chuckie Finster: Run away?
- Tommy Pickles: Yeah. To someplace where we can play together all the time. Some magical land where people don't fight and everyone lives in peace.
- Chuckie Finster: Where's that?
- Tommy Pickles: I think maybe it's over there by that trash can. C'mon!
- Stu Pickles: [points to Howard] What about the time you borrowed my golf clubs and bent my putter?
- [Chas gasps and looks around desperately]
- Didi Pickles: And another thing, Betty! Don't forget about the time you were supposed to take the kids--!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [panicking] Hey, the kids! Where are the kids?
- [Howard thinks; Stu, Didi and Betty continue arguing]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [furiously] LOOK AT YOU! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHILE YOU'VE BEEN INSULTING EACH OTHER AND BRINGING UP EVERY PETTY DIFFERENCE FROM YOUR PAST, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIVES!
- [Stu, Didi and Betty hang their heads]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!
- Howard DeVille: Charles is right. Our behaviour has been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure, and I let *everybody* down!
- Leo: [singing] Hey, look! There's some kids on the ice! What's a dinosaur to do when there's kids on the ice? Somebody call their mom!
- Lou Pickles: [after seeing an ad for Reptar on Ice] In my day, dinosaurs didn't skate around with a bunch of ninnies in tights.
- Stu Pickles: [whispering to Didi] In his day, the dinosaurs were real.
- Lou Pickles: I heard that!
- Didi Pickles: Which one of you irresponsible adults left the back door open so the kids could get out?
- [Lou and Stu look at and point to each other]