30 Rock (TV Series)

Believe in the Stars (2008)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Oprah Winfrey : I want to help you. What can I do?

  Liz Lemon : Can you please say "Please welcome Liz Lemoooooooon!"

  Oprah Winfrey : No.

• Liz Lemon : [dressed up as Princess Leia]  I don't think its fair for me to be a juror, because I can read people's thoughts.

  Judge : Dismissed!

• Jack Donaghy : Lemon, does Kenneth look up to you?

  Liz Lemon : Of course he does. Kenneth looks up to everybody. He even calls Tracy's lizard Sir.

• Jack Donaghy : What do you take to fly?

  Liz Lemon : Candy and magazines.

  Jack Donaghy : No. Pills. Nobody flies without medication anymore. Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?

  Liz Lemon : Coma Naprosil?

  [reading label] 

  Liz Lemon : "May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime."

  Jack Donaghy : It's very good.

• Liz Lemon : [on her cellphone, under the influence of tranquilizers on an airplane, with Oprah Winfrey as a seatmate]  I'ma call you back. I's snitting next to Borpo!