- Rob Sussman: Hello, Elizabeth. It's Rob Sussman. Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun"?
- Liz Lemon: No, we were friends. I just said that stuff to try to make it OK for you to come out.
- Rob Sussman: Come out of what? I'd like you to meet my wife, with whom I've raised three beautiful dogs.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, boy.
- Rob Sussman: I cannot deal right now. I'm so mad, all I can do is dance.
- Liz Lemon: Even Rob Sussman hated me? He was the first gay guy I ever kissed.
- Jenna Maroney: [bursting into Tracey's dressing room] Kenneth is a monster!
- Tracy Jordan: We have to stop him!
- Jack Donaghy: We all know that Liz Lemon has her faults, but no one's perfect. I mean, I'm certainly not perfect.
- Keith: [objections from the people in the audience] Don't say that Braverman!
- Rob Sussman: You're more than perfect.
- Jack Donaghy: No, it's true. I've made mistakes. Sacrificed happiness for a job I don't think I'm ever going to get. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
- Jessica Speyer: [Jack has been mistaken for Larry Braverman and goes with the flow] I hate the way we ended, Larry. I am so, so sorry for what happened.
- Jack Donaghy: Well, I forgive you...
- [glances at her nametag]
- Jack Donaghy: ... Jessica.
- Jessica Speyer: Really? Even for...
- Jack Donaghy: Especially for that.
- Jessica Speyer: Say what you said to me that night at the lake.
- Jack Donaghy: [reaches over to touch her face] No.
- Liz Lemon: How is this working? You are 12 years older than everyone here.
- Jack Donaghy: Lemon, rich 50 is middle-class 38.
- Liz Lemon: ["confessing" during airplane turbulence] One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
- Kenneth Parcell: [drying his tears] I'm so sorry, Miss Maroney.
- Jenna Maroney: No, keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again.
- Tracy Jordan: How come there ain't no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They got every race and life-form in the galaxy, except for Puerto Ricans.