- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay. You are not gonna believe this.
- Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, try toppin' death by office supplies.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I was wrackin' my brain over the trace analysis from the sweater. Phlofurol proteolythic enzyme, tryoral methane dye...
- Agent Seeley Booth: Hodgins. Hodgins. Hodgins. Eyes are glazing over.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a Blue Hawaiian.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What's a Blue Hawaiian?
- Agent Seeley Booth: Well, it's a potent cocktail. Two of those puppies and you're asking yourself, hey, why am I naked and who are all these people?
- Angela Montenegro: [after discussing the aftermath of her and Hodgins' failed relationship] Brennan, you're supposed to say something.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, I'm sorry. What am I supposed to say?
- Angela Montenegro: Something that will make me feel better.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, huh. Um, well, both Hodgins and you mean a lot to me, but since you're my best friend, I... I guess I could fire Hodgins.
- Angela Montenegro: What? No. Huh? I... I don't want you to fire him.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's good, 'cause I would have disliked doing that.
- Colin Fisher: My grant thesis explored the effect of falls on human bone. I got the idea at my summer job.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm afraid to ask.
- Colin Fisher: Suicide hotline.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Were you... for... or against it?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Did you discover cause of death yet?
- Colin Fisher: Life, man. Life is always the cause of death.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, now you're just a tool.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Who tries to hide a body by throwing it down an elevator shaft?
- Agent Seeley Booth: Someone who is toasted.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: A joint, ah, I can get DNA from the paper.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Marijuana doesn't make you a killer.
- Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah well it makes you stupid.
- Agent Seeley Booth: [Talking to Dr. Brennan, regarding applying for the chair] I mean, Willie Ackerman? He got cut off the list 'cause he got his note from an acupuncturist. And that doesn't even count. Ha! Boob!
- Angela Montenegro: [after Bones misses the point and is completely not helpful] Thank you, though, for the offer. It was... it was very sweet.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So, I helped?
- Angela Montenegro: Oh, absolutely, sweetie. Thank you, it was...
- [gives her a thumbs up]
- Angela Montenegro: [Bones smiles, looking very pleased]