- Lionel Granger: I want her brought before the disciplinary committee for badgering Jeffrey. My clients are furious.
- Alexandra Cabot: Clients? Jeffrey Lynwood is your client. Not his parents. I'm moving to disqualify Mr. Granger as counsel.
- Lionel Granger: She's posturing.
- Alexandra Cabot: You're a sleazebag. You're letting Jeffrey's father call the shots because he can pay you and Jeffrey can't.
- Lionel Granger: I'm acting in my client's best interests.
- Judge Barry Moredock: Your client has as much business on a witness stand as I do riding in a rodeo. Only a horse's ass would ignore his diminished mental capacity.
- Lionel Granger: You're out of line, Your Honor.
- Judge Barry Moredock: And you are a disgrace to the defense bar, Mr. Granger. And if you don't get your act in line, I'll grant her motion and report you to the disciplinary committee. Now get out!
- Donald Cragen: Civil suits aren't IAB's jurisdiction, Tucker.
- Ed Tucker: Unless you people screwed up.
- Olivia Benson: We nailed Keppler and got a conviction.
- Ed Tucker: Then why did the Commissioner send me to clean up the steaming pile of crap you left on his doorstep?
- Elliot Stabler: I guess you're his go-to guy. Did he give you a baggie or do you like the stench on your hands?
- Elliot Stabler: Keppler's going to tell us to piss off.
- Olivia Benson: Well, he's got a couple of million reasons not to.
- Elliot Stabler: So now we're going to make this perv even richer?
- Michael Rowan: I'll have your ass for this.
- Alexandra Cabot: I already have yours, and it's on the record.
- Dr. George Huang: [about Jeffrey] I think there's something really wrong with him.
- Alexandra Cabot: Something like what?
- Dr. George Huang: A developmental disability. He acts like a child. He can't process a simple sentence.
- Alexandra Cabot: He has a job. He can read. He takes care of himself.
- Dr. George Huang: A lot of people like Jeff are high-functioning.
- Alexandra Cabot: Most of them don't commit murder. He almost killed you.
- Dr. George Huang: Because he can't control his temper or his emotions.
- Alexandra Cabot: He's still mentally competent. He made a plan: he got Daddy's gun, he loaded it and he shoved it in Keppler's face.
- Dr. George Huang: To make Keppler tell him the truth.
- Alexandra Cabot: He shot him and he bashed his brains in.
- Dr. George Huang: Because Keppler was calling him names. He's an eight-year-old in a man's body. His IQ is probably right on the borderline.
- Alexandra Cabot: Can you definitively say that I cannot try him because he's retarded?