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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as DiNozzo's helping McGee make a face] Would you two like some time alone?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, no boss. We were just...
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Acting like children.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shmuel Rubenstein.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sounds like a real stud.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : One punch and it was over.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to deserve the wrath of Ziva?
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : He said he liked me.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Someone didn't know how to parallell park
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Tony, you and I come from two *totally* different places. In my world, you grow up fast, you have no choice.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Now you do.
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Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : How's that for old-school slothing?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Sleuthing."
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[watching Tony mug in front of his computer]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...I'm not even gonna ask.
Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David : Allow me. *What* are you doing, Tony?