NCIS (TV Series)
Love & War (2009)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Enjoy it while it lasts, women are trouble. Haven't you learned anything from me?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, not to go on undercover dates with a doctor whose father is the world's biggest arms dealer.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...That's low, Probie.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The sadness when I hear you talk like this. You don't know who these people are. It could be a 45 year-old overweight man in Minnesota. I mean, like you said, you two haven't even met yet.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What part of "Level 5 sorceress" don't you understand?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] All of it.
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[McGee has hooked up an old "Beary Smiles" toy to his keyboard]
Beary Smiles : Hi, there! I'm Beary Smiles! You're my best friend, McGee!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Thank you, Beary.
Beary Smiles : You're very welcome!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : All right, one more time and I'm going to rip that Bear's head off... AGAIN!
Beary Smiles : Gear up, DiNozzo! Got a body at Quantico!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't mess with me!
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : That bear sounds very familiar.
Beary Smiles : Ya think, David? DiNozzo, bag and tag! David, witness statements! McGee, I ever tell you how brilliant you are?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh, Beary...
Beary Smiles : I love you, McGee.
[Noticing Tony and Ziva's looks, McGee looks over his shoulder and sees Gibbs glaring at him. He types again]
Beary Smiles : Sorry, Boss.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, I get it. You're jealous. You haven't had a date in a while, it's okay.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Me? Jealous of the Elf Lord? I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why don't we just bring her in?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, what are we going to put on the warrant, Probie? "Gibbs's gut?"
[off Gibbs's look]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not that that wouldn't be valid. I'm sure that...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Talk to her friends, she'll come to us.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva and I will cover the interviews for you.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : That is awfully un-Tony of you, Tony.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just doing you a solid, Probie, because you having a date is about as rare as me not having one.