NCIS (TV Series)
Last Man Standing (2008)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well I thought I never say it and truly mean it, but it's good to see you, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I miss you too, Probie.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah life on the ocean blue, me hearties. If the scurvy don't get you, then the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate, how's that scurrilous black-hearted pirate king of ours Captain One-Shot Gibbs?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Well I'm just fine, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh... uh...
[DiNozzo slaps the back of his own head]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There you go, Boss. Welcome aboard.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [as they're searching for a file] What do you see?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A short life, McGee. Yours! If I get caught.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : The only way that we're gonna access this information is from a secure Naval communications room, so you are it. Now here it is, I'm gonna give you a code, you're gonna enter it on the keyboard. When you do, it's gonna ask you for a password and an authorization key...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [covering] Dad! This is why I don't want Tim driving my car. You know, and I told Tim, that that's my car. It's not a family car, it's my car!
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[Tony is contacting Washington, D.C. via video chat from the U.S.S. Seahawk]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Got work to do.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm on it, Boss! What am I on, McGee?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Are you alone?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, yeah. Just me and five thousand of my closest friends. I am *never* alone!
[lowers voice]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I really need to come home, Boss.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm working on it.