- The Angry Video Game Nerd: The first time you play as Slick is in the second level, The Sewers. So at least they get the obligatory sewer level out of the way quickly. It's another mucus filled sewer like in Dennis the Menace. Does anybody in video games take a normal healthy brown shit, like what's with all this green Boogerman bullshit.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I have a friend who learned about marijuana from the Ninja Turtles PSA, no joke. Could you imagine that conversation, "What's a marijuana, mom", "Where'd you hear that son", "Oh, from the Ninja Turtles"? And with that, he was never allowed to watch Ninja Turtles again. True story.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Death from cars crashes dropped dramatically since the 70's, and these shit-heads cram more car crash jokes into their game than I cram shit jokes into a script. Well, let's travel down the old Hershey highway to Shittsburg. Buckle up buckaroos.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: And that's when I realized, these things were a bit controversial. But I knew they were just for fun, I've been in a real accident twice and it's very different and not fun at all. But these were just dummies, not real humans. Oh wait, there's a dog, and a cat? Come on, you don't kill the pets! And there's a baby character called Skid the Kid? Okay, I take it back, these things were pretty fucked up.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You can also run over a skunk, which would make it a roadkill skunk, that I'd rather eat the rotten asshole out of.