Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)

Stand by Me (2009)

Chandra Wilson: Dr. Miranda Bailey

Quotes 

• Dr. George O'Malley : [to Meredith]  Mer, there is something wrong with Izzie.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Ah, what do you mean?

  Dr. George O'Malley : I don't know. All I know that there is something wrong.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Well, you know, George, we're already drowning in intern drama. We don't need resident drama, too. If it's a problem, she'll tell us. Until, just ignore it.

  [Steve limps by them] 

  Dr. Meredith Grey : I repeat, ignore it.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : [walks over to George and Meredith]  What in God's name is going on?

  Dr. Meredith Grey : It's a personal issue and we are just trying to give them their privacy.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Do you think for a second I wanted to get involved with your little intern dramas?

  Dr. George O'Malley : [scoffs]  We were not this bad.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Oh, getting married in Vegas, shacking up with attendings, cutting LVAD wires. You don't have to like it, but you have to manage it.

  Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, we've got it under control.

  Intern Steve : [Megan runs down the stairs crying]  Wait, I love you, Megan!

  [Bailey glares at Meredith and George] 

• Dr. Callie Torres : [to Bailey about Derek]  Have you tried calling him?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : About a hundred times.

  Dr. Callie Torres : Mmm.

  [Bailey gives Callie a look] 

  Dr. Callie Torres : No. N - Oh, you... You want me to go to the woods? No. I don't do woods. The woods are dirty and there are many, many bugs. What am I going to say to the guy? I barely know him.

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : You don't have to know him. You're both surgeons. You've been through the same war. Look, just remind him that we've all been there, we all came back.

  Dr. Callie Torres : [sighs]  You're kind of a bully, you know that?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : [turns and walks away]  I wouldn't do it if it didn't work so well.

• Dr. Miranda Bailey : [to Richard]  Bailey: I've lost Hunt and Torres.

  [Richard stares at her] 

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : See, I sent them to get Shepherd and I never heard from them again. I was trying to solve the Shepherd situation for you, sir but it appears I've somehow made it three times worse. So, I'm telling you and my next move I believe is that I'm gonna call the police because I'm half convinced there all dead... on a spit with a one arm man turning them into shish kebab's.

  [Richard looks confused] 

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Sir, it's my mind it just goes there.

  [Richard stares at her again] 

• Dr. Miranda Bailey : [to Owen]  I need you to drive into the woods and talk Derek into coming back here and I believe you also might run into Callie Torres with a flat tire or a broken heel or an... ax-wielding serial killer.

  Dr. Owen Hunt : You're serious?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : See, I sent Torres after Shepherd, and she's fallen off the grid. Her phone goes straight to voicemail. Okay, I'm not normally a panicky person, but I'm a fan of daytime television, and you know, the mind creates these scenarios... uh. never mind. I... I need you to go get Torres and Shepherd and bring them back here before the Chief notices that any of you are gone.

  Dr. Owen Hunt : Shepherd's been gone all week. I'm sure the Chief would notice...

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Hunt! You survived a war. You can do this.

  Dr. Owen Hunt : I know I can do this. I'm saying I don't want to.

  [Bailey gives him a look] 

  Dr. Owen Hunt : People don't really say no to you, do they?

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : Not when I say "please".

  [louder] 

  Dr. Miranda Bailey : I'm saying please.