- Pepper Ann: Oh how I look forward to not slumbering at this party. Listen to this agenda: gossiping and marshmallow treats, TP-ing Wayne McCobb's house, watching last year's red hot horror flick Gutter Clowns!
- Lydia: Gutter Clowns? Oh you will NOT be watching that movie, I *know* Gutter Clowns.
- Pepper Ann: [to herself] Room's clear of Gutter Clowns, I'm safely under the impenetrable protection of my blankie, and if needed, I can use my Megablades as some sort of a club. I'm closing my eyes now.
- [sees Gutter Clowns]
- Pepper Ann: Sweet mama Fuzzy, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna get these Gutter Clowns out of my head?
- Pepper Ann: Moose, come join my happy day! We'll fill our heads so full of happy things, there'll be no room left for anything but joy, and sugar.
- Pepper Ann: [wakes up screaming] AHHHHHHHH!
- Lydia: Peppy, what's wrong? What is it?
- Pepper Ann: [screaming] I had a bad dream that
- [calms down]
- Pepper Ann: the Cutie Magoodie boys broke up.
- Lydia: [gasps] Oh you poor dear! It's okay, Peppy, shh, it's okay, Magoodie is still here to rock the house, they're still here!
- Lydia: Peppy, even if you've done something wrong like watching that movie or breaking someone's pasta maker, you should always come to me if something is troubling you.
- Pepper Ann: I was just scared to tell you, more than the movie I guess. I'm sorry, Mom.
- Lydia: *I'm* sorry, I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I was scared silly after I saw that movie, so I kept reminding myself that the Gutter Clowns were just actors, not real people. You know Gutter Clown #4? Well he plays a chef in that new Red Snapper commercial. The movie was designed to make people scared like a roller coaster or the chupacabra, and the filmmakers did a good job, but that's what we have to remember, it's just a film.