Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Dark Night (2008)
Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass
Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : Not that's it's any of your business but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck Bass : Is that so?
[pause]
Chuck Bass : What names does he call you when you make love?
[Blair doesn't say anything and Chuck turns her around and grasps her hand]
Chuck Bass : Where does he put his hand? Does he...
[whispers seductively in Blair's ear:]
Chuck Bass : I want you, baby. Won't you come to me?
[while she's off balance:]
Chuck Bass : Have sex with me.
Blair Waldorf : What?
Chuck Bass : Just once. That's all I need.
Blair Waldorf : You are disgusting and I hate you!
Chuck Bass : Then why are you still holding my hand?
[Blair turns back around]
Blair Waldorf : I have a party to host.
[walks off]
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Serena van der Woodsen : I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair, this is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck Bass : I don't have a romantic bone in my body.
[glancing down at himself:]
Chuck Bass : Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some sort of... blockage. Perhaps...
Serena van der Woodsen : No!
Chuck Bass : One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena van der Woodsen : You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
Chuck Bass : I have to make myself presentable. I have a party to attend.
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Chuck Bass : So much wasted potential.
Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about?
Chuck Bass : The thing that always fascinated me about you. The cool exterior, the fire burning below.
Blair Waldorf : [contemptuous] You are living proof a person can't buy class.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [as Japanese air hostess leaves] Who was that?
Chuck Bass : A whiff of the Far East.
Serena van der Woodsen : [shakes her head] Sometimes I envy you, the way you just... Ew, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
Chuck Bass : Relax. Nothing happened with Madame Butterfly.
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, right.
Chuck Bass : No. Nothing happened. Same as nothing's been happening all week.
Serena van der Woodsen : What are you talking about? You've had different girls all week.
[then realizes nature of Chuck's problem]
Serena van der Woodsen : No.
Chuck Bass : I will take your incredulity as a compliment.
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Chuck Bass : [dressed a la Hugh Hefner in silk bathrobe, offers cigarette] Smoke?
Nate Archibald : No, thanks. It's, uh, a little early for me.
Chuck Bass : So how can I help, Nathaniel?
Nate Archibald : About last week, uh, the money? I... I might have... overreacted a little.
Chuck Bass : A little?
Nate Archibald : Yeah. And, hey, if you can, I would love to take you up on the offer as a loan.
Chuck Bass : I thought you were getting the money from somewhere else.
Nate Archibald : Yeah, but that person, uhm, is asking for a lot.
Chuck Bass : Well, I'd love to accommodate you, but when you spurned my offer, I sent the money to my financial guys. It's tied up in bonds for six months.
Nate Archibald : Oh, uh, no, that's cool, I'll just... I'll find another way.
Chuck Bass : So, uh, seen Blair and Lord Fauntleroy recently?
Nate Archibald : No. Are you doing okay?
Chuck Bass : Mm. I confess, I've been feeling a little off my game. But I'm expecting a return to form very soon.
VDW-Bass Butler : Sir, the flight from Tokyo has landed.
[followed by raven-haired Japanese stewardess]
Chuck Bass : So I can see.