Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Ex-Files (2008)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : Google revenge, get blairwaldorf.com
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Dan Humphrey : You should put a bell on.
Chuck Bass : Kinky. I'll think about it.
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Dan Humphrey : Maybe we should stay away from each other for awhile.
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, you're right. You and Amanda should probably go.
Dan Humphrey : Are you ordering me to leave?
Serena van der Woodsen : Consider it a suggestion. Why should I go, Dan? These are my friends here, and it's not exactly your kind of place.
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Dan Humphrey : I, uh, I heard your, uh, friend sneak out early this morning.
Rufus Humphrey : [uncomfortably] Clare, is it?
Dan Humphrey : Come on. High heels, concrete loft? Not the blueprint for a stealthy getaway.
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Dan Humphrey : [Jenny wears school uniform] Hey. You look great, sweetie. You excited for the big first day?
Jenny Humphrey : Dad, how, uh, set are you on this whole going-to-school thing?
Rufus Humphrey : Pretty set. Why?
Jenny Humphrey : The first day of school is draft day. Blair and her merry band of psychos are gonna be on a tear.
[Rufus glances at Dan]
Jenny Humphrey : They categorize girls into two groups: projects and victims. Girls who have the potential to be Blair-ites become projects. And total losers and the girls who have the potential to threaten social order become victims. I was a project last year, and we all know how that turned out.
[the menfolk just stare dumbly at her]
Jenny Humphrey : What?
Rufus Humphrey : Nothing.
Dan Humphrey : Totally with you.
[Jenny sighs and walks out]
Rufus Humphrey : [to Dan] Did you understand any of That?
Dan Humphrey : I'm so glad I'm not a girl.
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Jenny Humphrey : You'd be the worst PI ever.
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, I don't wanna be caught off guard. Surprised I haven't seen her.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, especially since you're in the girls' hallway looking for her.
[Dan chuckles sheepishly]
Jenny Humphrey : Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.
[Blair's posse comes walking down the hallway, ignoring Jenny]
Jenny Humphrey : It... it was like I didn't even exist.
Dan Humphrey : Mm. Welcome to my world. It's not so bad once you get used to birds flying into your head and automatic doors never opening.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah,
[chuckles]
Jenny Humphrey : I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?