Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Ex-Files (2008)

Matthew Settle: Rufus Humphrey

Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : I, uh, I heard your, uh, friend sneak out early this morning.

  Rufus Humphrey : [uncomfortably]  Clare, is it?

  Dan Humphrey : Come on. High heels, concrete loft? Not the blueprint for a stealthy getaway.

• Dan Humphrey : [Jenny wears school uniform]  Hey. You look great, sweetie. You excited for the big first day?

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, how, uh, set are you on this whole going-to-school thing?

  Rufus Humphrey : Pretty set. Why?

  Jenny Humphrey : The first day of school is draft day. Blair and her merry band of psychos are gonna be on a tear.

  [Rufus glances at Dan] 

  Jenny Humphrey : They categorize girls into two groups: projects and victims. Girls who have the potential to be Blair-ites become projects. And total losers and the girls who have the potential to threaten social order become victims. I was a project last year, and we all know how that turned out.

  [the menfolk just stare dumbly at her] 

  Jenny Humphrey : What?

  Rufus Humphrey : Nothing.

  Dan Humphrey : Totally with you.

  [Jenny sighs and walks out] 

  Rufus Humphrey : [to Dan]  Did you understand any of That?

  Dan Humphrey : I'm so glad I'm not a girl.