The Devil's Double (2011)

Dominic Cooper: Uday Hussein, Latif Yahia

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Quotes 

• Latif Yahia : I wrote to my mother once a week. She's going to think that I got killed in Iran.

  Munem : Inshallah.

  Latif Yahia : Inshallah? My family are going to think that I'm dead.

  Munem : Let them think you died a martyr. I know it's difficult, but it's what Uday wants. He will accept nothing less.

  Latif Yahia : She will be knocking on the door of every hospital in Baghdad.

  Munem : When you say your prayers tonight, when you turn out the light and close your eyes, this is what you should be saying to yourself: "Latif Yahia is dead. He died in Iran. May God have mercy on him. Now I am Uday Saddam Hussein."

• [after Uday has kidnapped a school-girl off the street] 

  Uday Hussein : Don't fucking look at me like that.

  Latif Yahia : Like what?

  Uday Hussein : Like that. I know that fucking look. I know what you're thinking. Think what the fuck you like. I like cunt. I want cunt. I see a cunt, I want to fuck it. I don't care. I love my country. I love my mother, father. But I love cunt more than I love God!

• Uday Hussein : [referring to Latif's televised speech]  Are you watching?

  Qusay : He didn't fool me, my brother.

  Uday Hussein : You can tell? How?

  Qusay : For one thing, he's sober. And second, he's not foaming at the mouth.

• Uday Hussein : Didn't you once paint a picture of my father? You still have it?

  Latif Yahia : I gave it to you.

  Uday Hussein : I have an awful feeling I told him I did it myself.

• Uday Hussein : I had a word with Dr. Linz. He says your cock's too big. We need to make a surgical reduction.

  Latif Yahia : A what?

  Uday Hussein : Chop a bit off.

  Latif Yahia : What?

  Uday Hussein : Not much. Just a teeny-weeny.

  Latif Yahia : Not much?

  Uday Hussein : My cock is well-known in Baghdad. The women, they talk.

  [pause] 

  Uday Hussein : I'm just joking with you, you fuck!

• Uday Hussein : [to Latif]  I will never let you go. I will *never* let you go.

  [kisses Latif's neck] 

  Uday Hussein : I love you too much.

• Munem : Latif is the best we could find. And we looked.

  Uday Hussein : Well I have to have him.

• Latif Yahia : [to Uday]  You are asking me to extinguish myself.

• Sarrab : Who's this?

  Uday Hussein : Latif? He's my brother. Nobody must know, but Saddam; he has three sons. You tell anybody this, I will have to cut your tongue out with a razor and feed it to the cat.

• Uday Hussein : Latif? I can't sleep.

  Latif Yahia : Take a pill.

• Uday Hussein : [to Latif, about having sex with a transvestite]  I quite enjoyed it. It hurt like hell. I thought I would need stitches.

• Uday Hussein : Justice? Compassion? Fuck this!

• Uday Hussein : [to Latif, moments before being shot in the genitals]  Latif?

• Uday Hussein : [to Latif]  You call this man a pimp?