- Uncle Ruckus: Every time a black baby is born, I give them a plasma TV and one channel, B.E.T. Slap it right on the ceiling over the crib. By the time that n***a is 12, he'll be watching it in jail. Ha ha ha.
- Rev. Rollo Goodlove: B.E.T sucks. I say that because when I sit and watch B.E.T., my dignity is sucked away and my pride is sucked away.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I still don't know what your problem with B.E.T. is. I love Beyoncé Little sweet thing. Oh, shake it, girl. Shake it, girl. Shake it, girl, yeeah. Ain't you hungry yet?