House M.D. (TV Series)
Painless (2009)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
Quotes
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Dr. Chris Taub : Just because you grew up in a Charles Dickens novel.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Well, it's people like me who don't do it. When your life sucks from the beginning, nowhere to go but up.
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Dr. Gregory House : Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes, you must know a ton of schysters.
Dr. Chris Taub : What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Sane people don't attempt suicide.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Not ever? So if you were being burned at the stake and someone handed you a gun?
Dr. Chris Taub : I'd shoot the guys with the torches.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House and his team] If anyone should be able to handle a depressed pain patient...
Dr. Chris Taub : He insisted he was no longer...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Apparently he lied.
[looks at House]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Didn't think I'd have to remind you of that remote possibility.
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Dr. Gregory House : Testicles. What do they make you think of?
Dr. Chris Taub : STDs, testosterone issues, that summer on Fire Island.