- [first lines]
- Neil: Have you seen my briefcase anywhere?
- Tyra: Uh, yeah, it's behind the counter.
- Leilani: Cell phones are forbidden anywhere in the ashram. If you look out that way, you'll see a low mountain. Hike to the top. I'm told you'll get excellent reception there.
- Leilani: The other rule is everyone must take off their shoes....
- Gloria: Uh, you know, these are very expensive shoes.
- Leilani: Well, they'll be safe over there.
- Daniel: You know, I've been told that what may not be good for the soles is good for the soul.
- Jana: Our wedding tonight is going to be absolutely blissful.
- Kevin: And totally absurd.
- Jana: I can't bloody wait.
- Michael Baldwin: [to Kevin] If I had to be born into a family of lunatics, I am very glad that you are one of them.
- [last lines]
- Lowell: Welcome, Kevin, Jana, family and friends, as we bear witness to the union of two souls.
- Gloria: Lowell.
- Jeff: Your ex?
- Michael: [whispers] Lowell.