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. . . in which Olive casts herself as the Greek hellion Pandora. According to the sacred texts of Greece, Pandora was the sister-in-law of the dude who discovered fire. When her husband was tasked with safe-guarding the container confining all of the world's curses, including Death, Destruction and Dandruff, his wicked wife took advantage of his brief absence to do some SNEAKING PEEKING. This opened a big can of worms, not unlike Eve chomping on that apple over in Eden. War, Famine, Disease, Disco, Insanity, Senility, Greed, Jealousy, Gluttony, Alcoholism, Pet Rocks, Bigotry, Avarice, Prejudice, Mood Rings, Superstition, Malice, Vanity, Soccer, Astrology, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Cabbage Patch Kids, Tornadoes, Great White Sharks, Video Games, Tick-Talk, Thunder, Lightning, Softball-Sized Hail, Witchcraft, Dust Storms, Blizzards, Droughts, the Polar Vortex, Typhoons, Tobacco, Religious Sects Cults, Mayonnaise, Dirty Dancing, Heat Waves and Morbid Obesity all were unleashed by this wanton wench.