- Ryan Matthews: [on the phone with Kimberly] I really didn't think it was going to turn out like this. I mean, I didn't... I didn't think. Maybe I deserve it.
- Kimberly MacIntyre: No, you don't.
- Ryan Matthews: In a moment of extreme masochism, I decided to read Silver's blog. You wanna know the worst part, beside from the grammar? These kids, they think I'm a sleazeball. They really do.
- Harry Wilson: [watching Dixon and Silver singing karaoke] After this, my mother's gonna do her big closing number. I think we should pull the plug on karaoke and get out the cake.
- Debbie Wilson: Oh, but the kids really seem to be enjoying her. I mean, how bad could it be?
- Harry Wilson: I... I think that it involves pasties.
- Debbie Wilson: I'll get the birthday girl.