- Brenda Walsh: If the audience is not standing on their feet at the end of tomorrow night, I will personally kick their asses.
- Annie Wilson: [to Silver] And I told my mom who turned it into an after-school special sex talk.
- Erin Silver: What's an after-school special?
- Annie Wilson: Google it.
- Brenda Walsh: Silver, what are you doing?
- Erin Silver: Nothing, paying attention. Sorry. Checking my blog. Big in Bolivia. Who knew?
- Erin Silver: [to Dixon] You know, you actually did a pretty good job tonight, Dixon.
- Dixon Wilson: Well, thank you, thank you. Back at you.
- Erin Silver: Whatever.
- Dixon Wilson: Is there anything in this whole world that you actually do care about?
- Erin Silver: I cared that your sister got through her performance without knocking over any set pieces.
- Erin Silver: Okay.
- Erin Silver: Or sounding like an amnesiac and that I didn't get blamed for ruining the show.
- Naomi Clark: Mother, why are you still in bed?
- Tracy Clark: Why aren't you at school?
- Naomi Clark: Because school let out. It's been 9 hours since I said "I love you" and "bye." I was standing here in the doorway, remember? You were laying in bed, being pathetic.
- Debbie Wilson: [to Annie] You want to talk about it?
- Annie Wilson: No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.
- Charles Clark: What's going on, Tracy?
- Tracy Clark: Well, let's see. Last time I checked, you left your wife and daughter for a life at the beach with your longtime whore. Did I leave anything out?
- Brenda Walsh: All right, Silver, you're the stage manager. What are you gonna do?
- Erin Silver: [screams loudly] Has anybody seen Adrianna?
- Naomi Clark: [to Annie] Hey, what's going on?
- Annie Wilson: What's going on is I came here tonight fully prepared to have sex for the first time. Here I am at the "Roosevelt" in Hollywood about to give it up for the first time to some guy that I barely know. This whole world that you guys live in might be fine for the two of you and all of your friends with all of their benefits, but it is definitely not fine with me.
- Naomi Clark: [to Tracy] This is all Dad's stuff.
- Tracy Clark: You bet it is.
- Naomi Clark: What are you doing with it?
- Tracy Clark: Giving it to the Malibu mission. So one day soon, your father will step out of his beach house and see a homeless man wearing his tailor-fit Armani and he will think of me.
- Tabitha Wilson: Men of the theater are bon vivants, dear. One day, they're fumbling with your bra in the back of a '52 Chevy and the next, they're off to Mykonos to set up house with a stagehand named Phillip.
- Annie Wilson: I like Ty. A lot.
- Debbie Wilson: You said the same thing about Jason in the "King and I."
- Annie Wilson: Yeah, well, Jason was big and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.