- Ari Gold: [answers phone] Dana Gordon!
- Dana Gordon: Ari, I love you, and I swear I will rub your cock like it's 1990.
- Ari Gold: Whoa whoa whoa, Dana, you're on speaker. I got Vince and E here.
- Dana Gordon: Jesus Christ.
- Vincent Chase, Eric Murphy: Hi, Dana.
- Ari Gold: We all wanted to be in the room to celebrate together.
- Vincent Chase: Celebrate what?
- Ari Gold: Boys, you are talking to the new head of the studio. Madam President, what's your first order of business?
- Dana Gordon: "Smokejumpers," Vince. You're in.
- Vincent Chase: You're kidding me.
- Ari Gold: And she's gonna pay you your quote.
- Dana Gordon: It's the second lead.
- Ari Gold: You're gonna pay him his quote or Vincent Chase is going to announce on TMZ that the new head of the studio calls agencies and offers up handjobs.
- Dana Gordon: Alright, enough, Ari. Vince, I will take good care of you.
- Vincent Chase: Thank you!
- Eric Murphy: Thank you, Dana!
- Ari Gold: I love you, Dana.
- Dana Gordon: I love you too, and for real this time.
- Ari Gold: I'll call you later about that tug.
- Amanda Daniels: I am not making deals with you.
- Ari Gold: Then unfortunately I'm gonna have to stand in your way.
- Amanda Daniels: If you wanted this job, you would've taken it, but we both know you won't cause you'll miss your little clients too much.
- Ari Gold: And we both know that you've already fucked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.
- Amanda Daniels: Look, you're gonna have to find another way to bring your once-upon-a-time movie star client back from the dead.
- Ari Gold: Not bitter, huh?
- Amanda Daniels: Fuck you, Ari. You can kiss your relationship with that studio goodbye.
- Ari Gold: No, *you* can kiss your motherfucking dream job goodbye 'cause you're right, I didn't want this job, but now I'm gonna take it just to spite you!