The Suite Life on Deck (TV Series)

The Suite Life Sets Sail (2008)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• London Tipton : Moseby, enough of your problems. I'm on vacation. Yay, me!

  Mr. Moseby : Well, actually, "Yay, you" is on the ship to attend Seven Seas High School. While it may be on a cruise ship, London, this is not a vacation. Your daddy put you on this boat so that you can't jet off to Paris for lunch and miss your afternoon classes.

  London Tipton : I had afternoon classes? What's next: classes in the morning?

• London Tipton : But why do they call him a purser?

  Emma Tutweiller : I don't know, but I do know that it is not his job to hold your purse.

  London Tipton : Fine, then you hold it.

  [gives Ms. Tutweiller her purse, which suddenly pulls her down, as if heavy] 

  Emma Tutweiller : Oh! Good grief, what is in this?

  London Tipton : My allowance.