Don 2 (2011)

Shah Rukh Khan: Don

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• Don : My enemies were thinking that I will never come back. There is an ocean of wandering.. I will drown in it only! Now the rest is my story.. which has to be told to the whole world. Recognize me.. See who I am. Coming back.. I am.. Don!

• Don : It's not only difficult to catch Don, it's impossible.

• Don : Sir? Sir sounds very decent. Call me Don.

• Don : I like darkness, it reminds me of your tomorrow.

• Don : Don's enemies should always remember that Don never forgets anything.

• Don : I'm not very fond of murdering anyone, they force me to do it.

• Don : Don may or may not ask about his friends, but always keeps track of his foes.

• Don : Maine socha ke jate jate kuch acha kaam karta jao, magar tum logon ne mujhe badal ne ka moka nahi diya... very sad.

• Don : Taqt Ki Parwah, Baadshah se zyada, Uski Wazeer ko hoti hain.

• Don : No proof, no culprit.

• Don : In front of Don a man has only two choices: either obey, or die, whatever he chooses.

• Don : Power is an addiction, and I'm the owner of the factory that makes that addiction.

• Don : Don aadmi ka naam bhool sakta hai, lekin yeh nahin bhulega ki usse dafnaya kaha tha.

• Don : Don's enemies, are born to die at the hands of Don.

• Don : Humhare dhandhe mein jab dusro ko tumhare zindagi se zyada tumhare moth se fayda ho, toh yeh samajh lena chahiye ke it's time to move on.

• Don : Kutta agar doom sidhi bhi karle toh woh kutta hi rahe ga.

• Don : Roma, Roma, meri junglee billi, kab tak mera peecha karti raho gi?

• Don : Who says there are no miracles? See me closely.

• Don : [after surrendering himself to the Interpol]  I want absolute immunity, both here in Malaysia as well as in all the countries where there's an arrest warrant in my name.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : Is there a single nation in this world where there ISN'T a warrant in your name. How many would I negotiate with ?

  Don : Wish my mother was here to listen to this. She would be so delighted.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : Delighted ? She'd have strangled you with her bare hands.

  Don : I am afraid you don't know my mother, Mr. Malik.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : Look Don, if you don't co-operate, there's already a death sentence for you. At best, I can have that reduced to a life sentence.

  Don : In exchange for all the information about my suppliers and other business contacts, this seems to be a very light relaxation, Mr. Malik. Isn't there anything more tempting ? You know, make me an offer I can't refuse.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : Well, if you don't wish to co-operate at all, even jail term would be out of contention for you.

  Don : In that case Mr. Malik, I'd rather stay in jail for the time being.

• Don - Special Appearance : Congrats on your new cell phone Diwan. Inside this phone is a video clip which I am sure you'll find very intriguing. And make sure you watch it in private, it might be a bit embarrassing too.

  J.K. Diwan : [Watching his clip of dealing with Singhania and answering Don's call back]  What the hell ?

  Don - Special Appearance : Apart from this clip I also happen to have a transaction slip detailing 1 million euros wired to Singhania's Swiss Bank account.

  J.K. Diwan : I don't know anybody named Singhania...

  Don - Special Appearance : [Interrupting Diwan]  Signed by YOU. Now, you're very fortunate that I am very kind hearted. So why don't you come outside, there's a car waiting for you, in case you don't want to go to jail.

  J.K. Diwan : [Walking out of the building and entering Don's car]  Who the hell are you ?

  Don - Special Appearance : Hi

  [Smiling at Diwan and removing his latex mask to reveal himself as Shahrukh Khan] 

  Don - Special Appearance : .

  J.K. Diwan : [In a state of horror]  Don ?

  Don : [Smiling slyly]  No autographs please.

• J.K. Diwan : [In Don's car after listening to his scheme]  What ? Do you realise what you're asking for !

  Don : Of course I do. Just get me details of the insides of printing press and you're free.

  J.K. Diwan : Listen, if this is about money, tell me the amount, you'll have it, I'll sign the cheques myself.

  Don : Do you and Kohl wish to spend the rest of your lives in jail. And by the way Diwan, you've 48 hours. Tick tock, tick tock.

• Don : [Showing Boman Irani and Lara Dutta a pic of Christian Goebel during the road trip from Switzerland to Germany]  Recognize him ? He's Fabian Kohl, President of the DZB. Like most corporate heads, he's wealthy, prominent, influential. But very few people know how he got to this place. Before Kohl, James Werden was the top contender for the President of DZB.

  Vardhaan : So why wasn't Werden appointed President ?

  Don : He became the victim of an unfortunate accident. But nobody ever figured out it was Kohl who staged that accident to take his post. Do you know who assisted Kohl in staging this accident ?

  Vardhaan : [Smiling slyly]  Singhania, right ?

  Don : Exactly.

  Vardhaan : So you mean we'll blackmail Kohl ?

  Don : You can say so, but before that we'd have to get in touch with JK Diwan.

  Vardhaan : Who's he ?

  Don : Diwan is Kohl's second-in-command, the Vice-President of DZB.

  Ayesha : Such a key post is held by an Indian ?

  Don : Yes sweetheart, we happen to be everywhere nowadays.

  Vardhaan : Why can't we directly deal with Kohl ? Blackmail him or anything, he's done right ?

  Don : More than the king, it's his vizier who cares for the throne. Besides, it was Diwan whom Kohl had sent to set the deal with Singhania.

  Vardhaan : So what exactly do you want ?

  Don : At DZB's central printing press in Berlin, 50 and 100 Euro notes are processed using unique currency plates. We can access them.

  Vardhaan : How much will be our demand for this ?

  Don : I don't want money.

  Vardhaan : So ?

  Don : I want to steal those plates from the printing centre.

  Ayesha : Don, even if you do steal those plates, it's not that they won't replace them right ?

  Don : By the time they arrange for the replacements, they wouldn't have any hair on their heads. Plus, just coz new notes are in circulation, old notes don't become worthless. By that time, who knows we'd be... BILLIONAIRES.

  Vardhaan : Even in regards to the plates, why can't we directly talk with Kohl ?

  Don : I don't want Kohl to think we're blackmailing him impractically. He'll listen to Diwan better and Diwan will listen to us even better.

• Don : [after escaping from the DZB underground tank and catching up with Kunal Kapoor]  So, ready to go ?

  Sameer Ali : Yeah.

  [Police cars appear in the background] 

  Don : [Furious]  I should've known it.

  [Punches Kunal Kapoor and runs but is cornered by Priyanka Chopra] 

  Roma : Put your guns down Don, you're under arrest. Hands on your back.

  [Proceeds to handcuff Shahrukh Khan] 

  Don : [On being handcuffed]  Ooo, kinky.

  [as he is taken into custody and glares at Kunal Kapoor] 

  Don : So your heart checkmated your mind didn't it.

  Sameer Ali : [Responding to Shahrukh Khan]  For a moment I got strayed away. But I don't want to be like you.

  Don : [Responding to Kunal Kapoor in a smoke burnished tone]  Of course you can't be like me coz I am gonna live one hell of a long life but yours and Yana's future seems too bleak.

  Sameer Ali : [Snapping at Shahrukh Khan]  You son of a...

  [Gets restrained by Priyanka Chopra] 

  Roma : Back off, both of you.

  Sameer Ali : [Revealing Shahrukh Khan's plan to steal the currency plates in private to Priyanka Chopra]  This was the plot hatched by Don, Vardhan and Abdul Jabbar. But unfortunately, the plates are now in their pocession. I was only informed about Don's escape plan.

  Roma : [Suspicious]  How the hell did he get out of there ?

• Don : [In background narration, after remotely detonating Alyy Khan's car thereby killing him and destroying the currency plates]  Don's enemies had forgotten a very important point, that Don DOESN'T FORGET ANYTHING. My rivals were rounded up in no time

  [Scenes displaying Interpol arresting the drug lords shown at the start of the film] 

  Don : . Vardhan ended up right where he began

  [Boman Irani is shown back in prison] 

  Don : . I was a free man. But there was just one final task left.

• Sameer Ali : [Upon returning home in Netherlands and receiving a parcel]  I've received it.

  Yana : What is it dear ?

  Sameer Ali : Don't know, it's a delivery in my name.

  [Receiving a call from Shahrukh Khan] 

  Don : [Only his voice can be heard on Kunal Kapoor's receiving]  Told you Sameer I won't forget all what you've done for me. I hope you've received the "gift" I've sent you, surely you'll find it interesting

  [laughs] 

  Don : and do give my regards to Yana.

  [Disconnects as the kettle boils on the gas] 

• Don : [Halting his bike on the long sea link in concluding scene and catching up with Lara Dutta]  Hi again. Is he here ?

  Ayesha : [In a delighted tone]  Just as you had asked for.

  [Kunal Kapoor steps out of her SUV] 

  Sameer Ali : [Walking to Shahrukh Khan smiling]  Great to see you again. I think this belongs to you.

  [Hands Shahrukh Khan the parcel he had been sent from DZB] 

  Don : Those fools are thinking that all the plates got destroyed with Diwan when in reality, one of them

  [pulling a Euro currency plate from the parcel] 

  Don : is still in my pocession. The perfect crime.

  Sameer Ali : Like all times, this was always a part of the plan isn't it

  [flashbacks revealing Kunal Kapoor giving away Shahrukh Khan's escape route and the disc containing details of his competitors was a part of the scheme] 

  Sameer Ali : . So what's up next ?

  Don : Nothing much. You guys have no idea how insanely rich you all are gonna be and I feel like a free man finally.

  Ayesha : [In a monotonous voice]  And Roma, what was the need of saving her ?

  Don : [Lighting his cigarette]  Don't know why sweetheart I feel she's become a bad habit.

  Ayesha : But you wouldn't believe Don, for once I felt this time you would be caught.

  Don : Relax darling, just think about the good days soon approaching and as far as me getting caught is concerned, always remember one thing straight: It's not just difficult to catch Don, it's...

  [Screen blacks out and Shahrukh Khan's evil laugh is heard in the background] 

• Don : [In the police containment van questioned by Om Puri]  So, Sameer told you guys everything.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : [Furiously]  Just shut up. How the hell did you get out of there ?

  Don : [Responding in a comic manner]  I smoked my way out of there.

  CBI Officer Vishal Malik : [Outraged]  Do you realise that all because of you, several innocent lives are at stake in there ?

  Don : [Feigning sympathy]  I absolutely regret the situation we're in Mr. Malik, but unless and until I too don't have valid reasons why would I help you ?

  Roma : [Aware of Shahrukh Khan's deceptive past]  You're in no position whatsoever to demand anything from us Don.

  Don : [Sarcastically]  In that case, why don't you gentlemen get Mr. J.K. Diwan an audience with me !

  Commissioner Muller : Why him ?

  Don : Because, he'll understand my POSITION better than anyone of you can imagine.

  [Scene cuts to Alyy Khan in the Van with Shahrukh Khan in private with Shahrukh talking to Alyy] 

  Don : Its a simple theory: If I am going to jail, you and Fabian Kohl will follow me.

  J.K. Diwan : [Unnerved]  Just shut up. Look I did everything what you asked me for till now. What more do you want.

  Don : Just this one last favour,

  [Teasingly] 

  Don : Please.

  J.K. Diwan : [Walks out of the van and approaches Om Puri]  He's ready to help us.

  Don : [Explaining his scheme to the officers in the van]  I would assist your team in getting inside the printing center and straight to Vardhan and Abdul Jabar. In return, Mr. Diwan has assured me I'd be receiving immunity from arrest here in Germany.

  Commissioner Muller : What about the plates ?

  Don : The plates would be in your pocession, I assure you.