Leverage (TV Series)
The Nigerian Job (2008)
Christian Kane: Eliot Spencer
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Quotes
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[over commlinks]
Nathan Ford : Guys, listen up. We're going on my count, not a second sooner. Parker, no freelancing.
Eliot Spencer : Hey, relax. We know what we're doin'.
Nathan Ford : And on the count of five, four...
Alec Hardison : Aw, he doesn't want to be our pal.
Nathan Ford : We're on the count! Five, four, three...
[Parker runs by]
Eliot Spencer : She's gone!
Nathan Ford : Son of a...
Parker : [leaps over side of building] Yee-hooo!
Eliot Spencer : That's twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag!
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Eliot Spencer : [Having just defeated five guards in the time it takes Hardison's bag to drop to the ground, Eliot turns to Hardison with a smirk] That's what I do.
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Eliot Spencer : What's in it for me?
Nathan Ford : Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.
Parker : And what's in it for me?
Nathan Ford : A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. Hardison?
Alec Hardison : I-I was just gonna send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but, hell yeah, man, let's kick him up!
Eliot Spencer : What's in it for you?
Nathan Ford : He used my son.
[long pause]
Nathan Ford : All right, let's go get Sophie.
Eliot Spencer : [they walk out, except Eliot who hangs back] What the hell's a "Sophie"?
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Eliot Spencer : [Referring to their former employer, Victor Dubenich] He tried to kill us!
Parker : More importantly, he didn't pay us!
Eliot Spencer : [dumbfounded] How is that more important?
Parker : I take that personally.
Eliot Spencer : There's somethin' wrong with you.
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Parker : [hangs down from bar overhead] Can I have one?
Alec Hardison : You can have the whole box.
Eliot Spencer : What are you gonna do when she finds out you live with your mom?
Alec Hardison : [chuckles] Age of the geek, baby. We run the world.
Eliot Spencer : Mm-hmm. You keep tellin' yourself that.
Typed Caption : Parker: Security Circum
Typed Caption : [deletes that] Infiltration and Alter
Typed Caption : [deletes that] Thief.
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Parker : What is it with women and shoes?
Sophie Devereaux : There's something wrong with you.
Eliot Spencer : That's what I said.
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Eliot Spencer : You're not as useless as you look.
Alec Hardison : I don't even know what you do.
Typed Caption : Eliot Spencer: Retrieval Specialist.
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Eliot Spencer : [to Alec] You're precisely why I work alone.
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Alec Hardison : Goin' to Plan B?
Nathan Ford : Technically that would be Plan G.
Alec Hardison : How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Nathan Ford : Yeah. Hardison dies in Plan M.
Eliot Spencer : I like Plan M.
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Alec Hardison : Anybody else notice how hard we rocked last night?
Nathan Ford : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eliot Spencer : Yeah well, one show only. No encores.
Parker : I already forgot your names.
Alec Hardison : It was kinda cool being on the same side.
Nathan Ford : No, we are not on the same side. I am not a thief.
Parker : You are now. Come on, Nathan, tell the truth. Did you have a little bit of fun playing the black king instead of the white knight? Just this once?
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Dubenich's Secretary : You are strong for a computer guy!
Eliot Spencer : Thank you. I like to work out. I'm trying to stay big 'cause I - I love dressing up like a Klingon and going to all the conventions, you know? Q'apla! Sorry.
Dubenich's Secretary : [startled and amused] That's okay. Q'apla!
Eliot Spencer : Don't you tease me.
Dubenich's Secretary : Oh!
Alec Hardison : Oh, hold up, man, that is not- that is not cool! That is *not* cool! We're gonna have a *strong* talk when you get back!
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Alec Hardison : [about Sophie's acting] She's very awful.
Parker : Is she injured... in the head?
Eliot Spencer : Seriously, man, this is the worst actress I've ever seen.
Nathan Ford : This is not her stage.
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Eliot Spencer : This thing safe?
Alec Hardison : Yeah, it's completely safe... it's just you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokiness...
Eliot Spencer : You're precisely why I work alone.
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Alec Hardison : Got all the designs, got all the backup. I'm leaving this cupboard bare.
Nathan Ford : Drop the spike.
Eliot Spencer : Did you give them a virus?
Alec Hardison : [laughing] Dude, I gave them more than one virus.
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Eliot Spencer : No. No. I vote no.
Nathan Ford : Ah, Parker's right: Dubenich knows us, and we need a fresh face.
Nathan Ford : [turns focus to Sophie leaving the stage door; applauds] I thought you were great.
Sophie Devereaux : My only fan.
Typed Caption : Sophie Devereaux: Grifter.
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Parker : Problem. Those guards you ganked? They reset all the alarms on the roof and all the floors above us. We can't go up.
Eliot Spencer : Every man for himself, dude.
Alec Hardison : Go ahead! I'm the one with the merchandise.
Parker : Yeah, well, I'm the one with an exit!
Nathan Ford : [into comms] And I'm the one with a plan. Now, I know you children don't play well with others but I need you to hold it together for exactly seven more minutes. Now, get to the elevator and head down. We're going to the burn scam.
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[flashback to Belgrade, Serbia, 3 years ago]
Eliot Spencer : I'm here to collect the merchandise.