Jere Burns: Kirk Morris

Quotes 

• Kirk Morris : So tell me, what happened? You two went to bed and uh...

  John Lacey : If you must know Kirk, we never actually made it to the bed.

  Kirk Morris : Ooh! All right, John! A little ouch on the couch.

  John Lacey : Look, nothing happened on the couch.

  Kirk Morris : Ooh, even better. A little hug on the rug? A little smile on the tile? A little roll-eum on the linoleum?

  Mrs. Margie Philbert : Did you wow her in the shower?

  John Lacey : Alright! Now cut it out! Just knock it off.