The Simpsons (TV Series)

Father Knows Worst (2009)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : It feels like a sauna in here.

  [Sees sign over door reading "Springfield Saunas"] 

  Marge Simpson : It is a sauna! It must have been put here by a previous owner. This house is full of surprises, but this is the first one that's pleasant.

• Marge Simpson : Here, Homer. Have some beets. I boiled all the red out of them.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, I can still taste undercurrents of pink.

  Lisa Simpson : Here, dad. Maybe this will help.

  Homer Simpson : It feels like food, but it has no flavor whatsoever! What is it?

  Lisa Simpson : Mac and cheese from the school cafeteria. The blandest food known to man.