The Simpsons (TV Series)
Father Knows Worst (2009)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Fried Dough Vendor, Groundskeeper Willie, Barney Gumble, Man in Store
Quotes
-
Lisa Simpson : Dad, I don't want to hurt people.
Homer Simpson : Very well. I guess you don't need this big girl book.
Lisa Simpson : I'm a big girl!
-
Homer Simpson : [depressed] I tried to fix the kids' lives, but instead I led them to rich and rewarding personal decisions of their own.
-
Homer Simpson : Ooh, lamb kebab!
[he eats the kebab]
Homer Simpson : Ooh, chicken kebab!
[he eats it, as well]
Homer Simpson : [grabbing a lit fire juggling stick] Ooh, fire kebab!
Lisa Simpson : Dad, no!
Bart Simpson : [cutting in front of Lisa] Dad, yes!
-
Homer Simpson : [Watching Bart and Lisa at school] My son is a loser, and my daughter is a loner. Way to go, Marge!
-
Marge Simpson : Here, Homer. Have some beets. I boiled all the red out of them.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I can still taste undercurrents of pink.
Lisa Simpson : Here, dad. Maybe this will help.
Homer Simpson : It feels like food, but it has no flavor whatsoever! What is it?
Lisa Simpson : Mac and cheese from the school cafeteria. The blandest food known to man.
-
Lisa Simpson : Dad, if I join a clique, I'd become someone I hate.
Homer Simpson : Lisa, our country was founded by a clique, the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Lisa Simpson : Those are good examples.
-
Homer Simpson : I'm a good father to both my children.
[to Maggie]
Homer Simpson : Well, hello there. Who do you belong to?
-
Homer Simpson : Black Hawk Down! Black Hawk Down!
-
Homer : Hey, Lenny. It takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders when you're not in the circus.
Lenny : Well, that's very nice of you...
[realises]
Lenny : Hey! Are you saying my clothes are clown-like?
[panics]
Lenny : Oh, God. I feel so insecure. Please be my friend.
Homer : See? It works. And unsults are just the beginning.