The Simpsons (TV Series)
Father Knows Worst (2009)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, I don't want to hurt people.
Homer Simpson : Very well. I guess you don't need this big girl book.
Lisa Simpson : I'm a big girl!
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Homer Simpson : Ooh, lamb kebab!
[he eats the kebab]
Homer Simpson : Ooh, chicken kebab!
[he eats it, as well]
Homer Simpson : [grabbing a lit fire juggling stick] Ooh, fire kebab!
Lisa Simpson : Dad, no!
Bart Simpson : [cutting in front of Lisa] Dad, yes!
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Marge Simpson : Here, Homer. Have some beets. I boiled all the red out of them.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I can still taste undercurrents of pink.
Lisa Simpson : Here, dad. Maybe this will help.
Homer Simpson : It feels like food, but it has no flavor whatsoever! What is it?
Lisa Simpson : Mac and cheese from the school cafeteria. The blandest food known to man.
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, if I join a clique, I'd become someone I hate.
Homer Simpson : Lisa, our country was founded by a clique, the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Lisa Simpson : Those are good examples.