The Simpsons (TV Series)

Coming to Homerica (2009)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I share your xylophobia!

  Lisa Simpson : No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.

  Homer Simpson : I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!

• Krusty's Agent : It turns out the Krustyburger is the most unhealthy fast food item ever.

  Krusty the Clown : Even worse than the Double Krustyburger?

  Krusty's Agent : Apparently, yes.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, are you sure you can put in these new rain gutters all by yourself?

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, maybe you're right. I do have a bad history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.

• Marge Simpson : You lost your job?

  Homer Simpson : It's not my fault! Those barleyjacks filled me up with their liqueurs and liquors, but mostly the liqueurs.

• Homer Simpson : [eating a Mother Nature Burger]  I'm saving the planet! Where's my Nobel Prize?